fast Mugato's Minion

Hey I"m fast
(falls over laughing)
umm. . . I"m a bit confused. . . why or even how I could be considered fast remember I'm the slow I guy I think I ran twice my senior year, once my junior year, maybe none my sophmore year, and well slow back pack pretend runs here, so I've been pretty much inactive and as expected very unathletic.
Well on Friday we were playing Mafia awesome game I'll explain later. and I got tricked and amushed so I took off running to get in front of the commons window so that, I could have a witness and so with nerf gun in hand ran maybe 125 yards. Turned around and had to wait for my two ambushers one on bike to catch up with me the one on foot got there first, and stood catching her breath anyone who's ever fired a nerf gun outside knows 5 feet was to far for us to fire. So we must have missed each other in circles like 5 times before my adrenaline slowed enough for me to think and fire higher so I could get a dart not to fall right in front of her feet, at which point, I was hit. But anyhow both of my teamates who came bolting out of the cafeteria awaiting my ambush and the two people chasing me later were like "you really took off" "you were really fast". To which I'm really confused cuz I"m slow. But since everyone seems to disagree I will steal Robert's title of fast guy.
MAFIA
ok rules of mafia:
there are teams or families
each team has a leader or godfather/mother
Each day you survive you score 2 points for your team,
You can only kill people on your hit list which is emailed to your godparent each morning
For every kill you get 4 points
for every kill on bike (your on the bike) you get an additional 2
for every kill in a car (your in the car) you get an additional 4
You need a witness for your kill and the witness, victim and shooter email the Don the results
The Don is the host of the game and designs hit lists deals with complaints, modifies rules, etc.
Every team has to get atleast one kill a day or your team is on the 5-0 list
If your on the 5-0 list the 5-0 will hunt down a random team member and kill them, unless someone else on your teamdies earlier in the day.
You can't get shot in academic buildings or between 11pm and 6 am or if 15 min before and after an APO event (APO is the org. hosting the game).
Guns must be nerf, or disk (not water) or somthing that won't hurt a close range, and looks ridiculously fake
You can stun for 8 hours people not on your hit list if they have a gun out to shoot you or someone from your mafia, although if there gun is not out and you hit them you die!!

umm I think thats it it's an awesome awesome game that if anyone can get enough people they should try and play and email me I'll help give you details and set it up.

OK now to be my hero (I'm really serious)
Some of you highschoolers should get nerf guns and have a mock shoot out betweent classes or right after lunch, maybe during lunch, it's not only a lot of of fun, but imagine what the masses would do. They'ld like what the __ are they doing. It would be beautiful.
ps during one of the tour southwestern for prospective student things
there was a shoot out and apparently the tour group was completely confused when there was a sudden shoot out full of nerf gun fire.

OK so now for more details on earlier MAFIA ok so I have weird habits and had avoided ever getting ambushed the entire week (thats how long the game lasted).
It's Friday Band ends and my day plan is eat quickly get my laptop put it in my car pick up person I"m car pooling and go home for Robert and Diedre's birthdays.
So I'm thinking another hour and I'm home free that will be 10 points for my team. I was sad cuz the person I was car pooling wasn't on our hit list and it was a perfect set up for drive by, but anyhow. . . I'm being all careful and ready to dart into a building if someone shows up and 2 feet from the door I put down my guard and walk in and realize the person with scores that beats every team on her own except for out team and her roomate (witness for every attack) were standing behind the door, and so i start talking to them (inside) and was like wow if I had been a second later I"ld be dead. They think there all smart and were like "if you were on our hit list" it was the last day so I was pretty confident I was. So I talk for awhile and say I"m on Kathryn's team (my godmother), and then go to eat lunch finding it really odd that there just waiting there. So I go in and see both my god mother and another member. I'm like hey they just left all loud and like oh we missed our chance, and they hush me and are like there right there still where I left them. Turns out my team was waiting to ambush them when they left but Azima and Sara (the two mentioned earlier) were waiting for us. So I ended up talking and sitting there but they were able to out wait us anyhow Azima vanished. I had to leave to pick up person I was carpooling so I absolutely couldn't wait any longer, and Sarah was now sitting with some friends one of which I'm really friendly with who wasn't playing, and was asking if I was doing anything for the next hour and I was no I gotta flea and said I was going to the parking lot to leave. So I go out a different door than normal and Azima called Sarah and Sarah's being like hey mom but Azima's clueless so finally she's like Scott says hi he's got to levae now, but Azima still misses that that means I"m leaving and should be mobbed. As I leave I am all careful waiting for an ambush get some distance and call the two inside telling them that it's safe this way. I hang up.
I see Azima riding her bike toward me, and go to run back to the window as I turn around her room mate is running to catch me. I run to the window and wave at them to pay attention. So then I have my shoot out I get hit and then KAthryn and Lauren come running out of the building like an attack squadron and get both of them they thought my waving and placement was awesome because it allowed them to get behind them and chase them down to their deaths. We started the day 22 points behind and ended 4 points behind them it was awesome.
ps our team name was Mugato's Minions

REST of my LIFE
Anyhow my life has been crazy busy this week. and I haven't been able to get online I haven't had a good night of sleep since Thur. Over the weekend there were 4 birhtdays and a bat mitzvah. Classes are all giving their final tests and papers right now. Life is hectic. I should be studying for a bio test right now but i'm stuck in work the stuff seems easy and I want some communication with out side people and since i haven't been on I"m using this.
ok quote of the day
Justice and power must be brought together, so that whatever is just may be powerful, and whatever is powerful may be just.
Blaise Pascal.
not sure I agree with it, but it's a quote maybe controversial probably not.