First PLEDGE

Hey yesterday marks my first of a thousand pledges. Saying that I did not cheat or help someone else cheat nor have I seen anyone else cheat. Except they may use a phrase instead of cheat but yea thats the gist of it. I have to write that on the back of all my papers and possible homework and defintely tests from now on.
Ok so today was fun classes are still pretty easy and umm. . I decided to get gas and a cell phone charger today which those who have talked to me know I pretty badly need one of those. Anyhow someone told me to go Radio shack cuz there's are cheaper than the brand name and work with any cell. So ok take maple, points at a wall of the building, from there make a right on 7th street go 2 maybe 3 stops signs make a left on Austin Avenue and then on Williamson or Williams or somthing basically just go all the way down till you hit the light and caddyshack of the light will be a (I don't remember the places) and go in and *I had to finish his sent that in that shopping center will be Radio shack* yea yea
Ok so I go and can't tell what street I'm on but I was like I thought this was University Blvd so I go down and there's Austin Avenue well I skipped some middle streets but hey this is like how I got lost going to diedre's just go straight and end up finding the 3rd turn ahead of you ok so turn down it and can't find it but remember where the cheapest gas was so go back get some 2.49 gas you pay first when I do some guys out using it and he sees my funny look and he's like it won't reach oh you payed for it how much? "20 bucks" ok I"ll go in and put 20 buks on that pump. so that works out nice but I got the gas people to redirect me, they tell me basically I drove by it when by again still see the Mcdonalds that they told me to look for and went back it was impossible to find a parking spot in student spots went to the other side and there are 5 student spots but there not allowed to be used except from 5pm-7am (some debate between faculty and student counsel so that was the compromise) and it was 3:45, so I go back one last time before I don't know, and then there's this car followin me, and as were going these 2 girls walk out and so I keep being like yes and then they go to the next row, and finally I figure out where there going and go one to far to give them a chance to pull out and the gal behind me takes that and I'm like she better not take that spot I've been going back and forth like 15 min it's awesome she just goes by it, maybe looking for a spot not all the way in the back anyhow, I take that and by the time I can walk to the front of the parking lot she has this spot 2 in from the door, I was just like why do I try and am here now wishing I had enough wall space to bang my head against it.
Oh and then some light blinks any time I get over 30 miles an hour so I think I need an oil change and am like ahh how am I gonna get home. I'm gonna die. No cell, for more than like 20 min, low oil and don't know where to change it having an ungodly hard time finding people to help out and just go with me so if I get lost I can get back or to have a guide or somthing. Rawr